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'BOUT TO LET LOOSE THE LEXICON

名:N01-Z
AKA:土方多熊
身長:200 cm
体重:82 kg
血液型:B
故郷:池袋・東京
現住所:bel air, ca
PCHUM:fullmetalLyricist

i drew a picture of my new pets…

banana is inside the grass tunnel right now… the people at the pound said that he’s blind, but he seems to get around alright…?

pajama is the one that got his tail cut off by some stupid kid, so the parents had to get rid of him… he’s sitting in the food bowl and i think he might’ve pooped in it, but the poops kinda look like the food so it’s hard to tell…

kuromame is really fat and squishy and has tiny eyes, and when you pick him up he stretches forever…

dog is the only floppy ear kind… he’s not sleeping anymore, but he’s still in the hammock… i guess no one wanted to adopt him because he’s really old, and the people said old pets have a hard time finding homes, but i think he’s really great… 

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ok i draw this drawing of doubutsu this is all animals and they make a sound

but its diffrant sounds becaus doubutsu onaji janai kara ok wakaru no kai but this is the sounds they make i made a list so everyone learns

left side is

right side is

ok now you know all the animals sounds bye

here’s your present, dirk…!! or, uh… well, not the card, because that would be kinda anticlimactic… i guess it’s actually more like an i.o.u. for your last present, since i don’t have everything worked out yet…? but we’ve been talking about it for a while and after everything that’s happened in the last month, i thought maybe it would be a good time to finally do this…

anyway, yeah… happy birthday dirk… 俺はお前の世話をすること約束した、ずっとずっと...これからまたがんばろう、俺...大好きだよ...

Anonymous
You mean it doesn't look like that *yet*. You're very lucky to have caught it at such an early stage otherwise that is exactly how sad it might become. The faster you perform a naming, the healthier Dirk will be. You don't want to be responsible for his penis becoming as sad as a put-upon Private Investigator, do you? If you go too long his penis will become downright *hardboiled*.

Anonymous
Stinky..

bridhe-san doesn’t like my cooking…

clandestinechameleon
Rilakkuma! And also...pigeons, maybe?

somnambulistsedge
D --> Silence

horsehitcherkind
banana and rilakkuma = rilannana does that make a joke or a dirty word?

Anonymous
robokkuma

frecklefuck
hyacinth

i don’t know what that is…

Anonymous
Yeah sorry. I was just teasing. Did you know that horses are a direct byproduct of MLP? They would never exist without the show - they released about 28k of them into the wild as a promotional scheme for the MLP debut and people were really happy. They even put in a rare easter-egg unicorn. Lots of people in the West are out looking for it to add it to their limited edition pony collections.

okay…