slickfuckがあなたの投稿に返信しました: everyone is talking about height…
everyones talking about height? ive got nothing but testicles on my dash, man, wanna switch?
it’s okay, my dash just caught up to testicles…
slickfuckがあなたの投稿に返信しました: what would you do if you were suddenly really short. like stupidly short
like three feet tall
I DUNNO, I GUESS I’D HAVE TO ASK MY CREATOR HOW SHE FUNCTIONS? SHE’S 155 CM, THAT’S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME HEIGHT, ISN’T IT?
HOW SHORT IS THAT? LIKE, UNDER 183 CMS?
slickfuckがあなたの投稿に返信しました: i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them
a tragedy of the modern age. which is more important - snacks or wearing pants for ten minutes?
fortunatossoliloquyがあなたの投稿に返信しました: i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them
Flaunt that wild booty with pride, man.
horsehitcherkindがあなたの投稿に返信しました: i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them
go anyways. evidently your naked body is in hot demand so i doubt you’ll get complaints.
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I THINK MAYBE I’LL JUST ASK DIRK TO GET ME SOMETHING.
I DON’T KNOW EITHER? BUT MAN, I’M HELLA HUNGRY NOW. I CAN’T REALLY GO TO THE KITCHEN THOUGH, ‘CAUSE I’M NAKED AND THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND.