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'BOUT TO LET LOOSE THE LEXICON

名:N01-Z
AKA:土方多熊
身長:200 cm
体重:82 kg
血液型:B
故郷:池袋・東京
現住所:bel air, ca
PCHUM:fullmetalLyricist

slickfuckがあなたの投稿に返信しました: everyone is talking about height…

everyones talking about height? ive got nothing but testicles on my dash, man, wanna switch?

it’s okay, my dash just caught up to testicles…

chronokai:

rp pal sketches - spades slick

slickfuckがあなたの投稿に返信しました: what would you do if you were suddenly really short. like stupidly short

like three feet tall

I DUNNO, I GUESS I’D HAVE TO ASK MY CREATOR HOW SHE FUNCTIONS? SHE’S 155 CM, THAT’S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME HEIGHT, ISN’T IT?

catbiird
what would you do if you were suddenly really short. like stupidly short

HOW SHORT IS THAT? LIKE, UNDER 183 CMS?

slickfuckがあなたの投稿に返信しました: i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them

a tragedy of the modern age. which is more important - snacks or wearing pants for ten minutes?

 fortunatossoliloquyがあなたの投稿に返信しました: i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them

Flaunt that wild booty with pride, man.

 horsehitcherkindがあなたの投稿に返信しました: i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them

go anyways. evidently your naked body is in hot demand so i doubt you’ll get complaints.

I THINK MAYBE I’LL JUST ASK DIRK TO GET ME SOMETHING.

catbiird
i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them

I DON’T KNOW EITHER? BUT MAN, I’M HELLA HUNGRY NOW. I CAN’T REALLY GO TO THE KITCHEN THOUGH, ‘CAUSE I’M NAKED AND THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND.