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'BOUT TO LET LOOSE THE LEXICON

名:N01-Z
AKA:土方多熊
身長:200 cm
体重:82 kg
血液型:B
故郷:池袋・東京
現住所:bel air, ca
PCHUM:fullmetalLyricist

slickfuckがあなたの投稿に返信しました: everyone is talking about height…

everyones talking about height? ive got nothing but testicles on my dash, man, wanna switch?

it’s okay, my dash just caught up to testicles…

chronokai:

rp pal sketches - spades slick

slickfuckがあなたの投稿に返信しました: what would you do if you were suddenly really short. like stupidly short

like three feet tall

I DUNNO, I GUESS I’D HAVE TO ASK MY CREATOR HOW SHE FUNCTIONS? SHE’S 155 CM, THAT’S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME HEIGHT, ISN’T IT?

catbiird-deactivated20140920
what would you do if you were suddenly really short. like stupidly short

HOW SHORT IS THAT? LIKE, UNDER 183 CMS?

slickfuckがあなたの投稿に返信しました: i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them

a tragedy of the modern age. which is more important - snacks or wearing pants for ten minutes?

 fortunatossoliloquyがあなたの投稿に返信しました: i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them

Flaunt that wild booty with pride, man.

 horsehitcherkindがあなたの投稿に返信しました: i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them

go anyways. evidently your naked body is in hot demand so i doubt you’ll get complaints.

I THINK MAYBE I’LL JUST ASK DIRK TO GET ME SOMETHING.

catbiird-deactivated20140920
i dunno if your bagel bites are getting very much attention but i will more than gladly eat them all if nobody wants them

I DON’T KNOW EITHER? BUT MAN, I’M HELLA HUNGRY NOW. I CAN’T REALLY GO TO THE KITCHEN THOUGH, ‘CAUSE I’M NAKED AND THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND.