TRYIN TO BE SOMEONE BUT YOU NEVER LEARNED HOW
ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME BUT YOU NEEDED A TAO
THERE’S A GHOST ON YOUR SHOULDERS AND YOUR LUNGS ARE ICED OVER
AND YOU CAN STILL TASTE THE BLOOD ON YOUR LIP EVEN NOW
I KNOW WE AIN’T TIME-TRIED BUT WE CAN BE TIME-WISE
TAKE WHAT WE HAVE AND BE WHAT TIMEAUS TESTIFIED
I GET A LITTLE TONGUE-TIED BUT I DO WHAT I CAN
FOLLOW YA FEET TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO MAYBE HOLD YOUR HAND
TO STAY HUNGRY FOR THE GAME, BE THE BOY ON FIRE
TRY TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN WITH MY VEINS LIVEWIRE
‘CAUSE YOU CAN ONLY CLIMB HIGHER WHEN YOU’RE SO FAR DOWN
AND THOUGH I MAY NEVER WEAR IT I STILL GUN FOR THE CROWN
AND BY TRANSPARENT FRACTION WILL I MOVE THIS STORY
IF BY SHEER FORCE OF ACTION BRING BACK MY CITY GLORY
written on an arm that had no more room for ink
CHAIN-CHOKED OR CHAIN SMOKIN
REVOKE MY WORDS SPOKEN
COLORED ASHEN AND OAKEN
CAST OUT TO THE VOID OPEN
OCEAN WAVES
KAMIKAZE COME CRASHIN SLOW MOTION
DASHED TO DUST ON THE ROCKS
HEARTSICK AND SOULBROKEN
I GOT TOO MUCH EMOTION
LOCKJAWED BUT NOT FROZEN
SO I KEEP SPILLIN INK TRYIN TO FOLLOW THE NOTION
BE A SKYSCRAPER SCION
WATCH THE SKY MOVE ORION
AND IF I LEARNED HOW TO FLY
COULD I MAKE IT TO ZION?
[submitted by houseriot]
Wow that cut me to the core
Right to the fuckin quick
oh wait
nope
just kidding
you’re the one who’s missing
harmless shots like battleship
Callin’ D4
Rila deserves more
than your empty robot heart
programmed reactions
digital transactions
and that’s just the fuckin’ start
That shit’s tragic
you ain’t magic
and you sure as fuck ain’t no genius
Neither rap nor of beatdown
The last thing Rila needs is
Some trans-sentient wannabe human
Callin the shots like some Zeta toy
You just pissed
I’m here to witness
You ain’t ever been a real boy
You throw yo weight around
like you own the town
cuz weight’s all you fuckin got
when you’re gaping at the center
like an empty parking lot
OOH, YOUR BARBS ARE GETTIN LOWDOWN
THROWDOWN LIKE YA SOUNDIN JEALOUS
BUT I CAN’T HELP IT IF I ROCK IT RED HOT HUMAN OR BIONIC
HIT WITH THE FORCE OF A HIP HOP GUNDAM
KNOCK ‘EM DOWN, ROLL ‘EM AND RUN ‘EM
AND RILA THINKS YA’LL BETTER COOL IT
WITH YOUR HASBRO BOARD GAME BULLSHIT
‘CAUSE WE CAME FROM THE EAST TO STEP UP ON YA
NOW I’M WEST COAST CALIFORNIA DREAMIN
REDEFINE THE MEANIN, REWRITE RULES FOR ALL Y’ALL PLAYIN
GOT YA PRAYIN CAUSE MY GAME’S FOR KEEPS
SPIN A SIXGUN WITH FIVE EMPTY CHAMBERS
LOST IN SPACE, WILL ROBINSON
WHEN I GOTCHA SAYIN “DANGER DANGER”
TRACK KILLER
FIRST DEGREE
MURDERER THEY CHARGIN ME
‘CAUSE I’M TOO FAST WHEN I DROP YA SOUND
CALL IT DEAD BEFORE IT HITS THE GROUND
AND IT AIN’T UNFOUNDED, ROUND AND ROUND
SPIN YA HEAD BEFORE I TAKE YA DOWN
LIKE A WINCHESTER AT AN EXORCISM
HARD LIKE WOW, PRE-CATACLYSM
IATO DRAW LIKE LIGHTNING, BLITZ ‘EM
SPLIT THE EARTH WITH A VERBAL SCHISM
ALGORITHMIC MESMERISM
BLAST THAT ANIMAL MAGNETISM
WITH THE FORCE OF A TEN-CAR TRAIN COLLISION
AND A BRAIN THAT RUNS ON NUCLEAR FISSION
AND YOU CAN’T KEEP UP SO QUIT YOUR FRONTIN
BOY, GET GONE, YOU AIN’T GOT NOTHIN
OH NO NO NO NO, YOU DID NOT JUST CALL DIRK A BITCH…
AITE, PLAYTIME’S OVER HOMEBOY
‘CAUSE YOU KNOW I CAN’T STAY SILENT
WHEN YOU’RE DISSIN ON MY BABES
AND I DON’T MEAN TO COME OFF VIOLENT
BUT I’LL SPIKE YA DOWN INTO THE FLOORBOARDS
‘TIL YOU END UP HOME-STUCK
SLACK-JAWED WHILE YA SPITTIN
‘CAUSE I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK
Y’ALL UP SPILLIN SENSELESS STATIC SO I REACT AUTOMATICALLY
DELIVER EPIC SLICK DRAMATIC SICKWICKED ASS-KICKIN
WITH MY VERBAL TICK-TICK-TICKIN
GIVE YA OPERATIC SORROW
STRAIGHT A’S ALL ACROSS THE BOARD
LIKE “BETTER LUCK TOMORROW”
‘CAUSE YES I’M ASIAN, YES I’M A GENIUS
YES I KNOW YOU WISH YOU COULD BE THIS
PHYLUM MECHA, HIP HOP GENUS
SIX FOOT SIX WITH A TEN INCH—
HA
TEN INCH GASH WHERE I STOMP YOUR PRIDE
‘CAUSE YOU STEP TO ME, I DON’T LET THAT SLIDE
GETCHA ASS OUTTA HERE, GO RUN AND HIDE
‘FORE MY SIZE THIRTEEN’S UP YOUR BITCH BACKSIDE
OKAY LOOK, I DON’T MEAN TO COME OFF INCONSIDERATE
BUT BRO, ARE YOU BLIND, DUMB, OR STRAIGHT UP ILLITERATE
‘CAUSE IF Y’ALL ARE TRYIN TO CALL ME ON RI’KUMA HATE
CHECK MY BLOG THEN YOUR PRIVILEGE, I GOT TIME TO WAIT
AND IF THAT LAST CRACK WAS TOO UN-PC TO LET PASS
YA’LL ARE WELCOME TO SJ CRUSADE ON MY ASS
BUT MY RHEOLOGY VERBATIM IS CRYSTAL CLEAR THING
NO APOLOGY FROM THE ADVENT FOR THE SAN-X BEAR KING
I READ IT ONCE, I HEARD IT SAID
THAT LOVE IS PATIENT, LOVE IS KIND
AND BLINDED TO THE PRIDE AND ENVY
LOVE WILL KEEP ME, LOVE IS EASY
MAN, FUCK THAT BULLSHIT, LOVE AIN’T KIND
I’LL TEAR MY GODDAMN NAILS OUT
TRYIN TO HOLD ON TO THIS, DOUBTLESS
TIL I GO OUT OF MY MIND
LISTEN
LOVE IS FUCKIN PSYCHO
MAKE A LIAR OUTTA YOU
START A FIRE AND BURN THE WORLD DOWN IF YOU ASKED ME TO
IMMOLATE ME, SUFFOCATE ME
MAKE IT WORTH THE SCARS AND HURT
TAKE ME, SHAKE ME TO THE CORE
BREAK ME DOWN THEN GIVE ME MORE
‘CAUSE LOVE IS SELFISH
HELLISH NIGHTMARE
HOPE I NEVER WAKE AGAIN
CRUCIFY ME, BLEED ME DRY AND WATCH ME
SMILE SOFT, AMEN
AMEN TO THIS INSANITY
TO THIS RED RADIO SILENCE
TO ADDICTION, SLOW AND BITTER
LOVE IS SEX DRUGS GUNS AND VIOLENCE
LOVE IS LAWLESS
BACKSTAB BITCH THAT TWISTS THE KNIFE
CUT SHORT YOUR LIFE
CUT OUT YOUR HEART LIKE SOMETHING ARTFUL
LOVE IS PERFECT, LOVE IS FLAWLESS
LOVE IS NOTHIN LEFT TO LOSE
LOVE IS EVERYTHING TO GAIN
LOVE MEANS FIGHTIN TIL YOU’RE NUMB AND RAW AND FUCKED UP
LOVE IS PAIN
TRUE TO THE ART, MY HEART BURNS HOT
WITH THE HEAT OF A STREET-STYLE BEAT
A KICKSTART
DERIVE MEANIN
I KNOW I AIN’T DREAMIN NO MORE
‘CAUSE THOUGH I DIED MY SOUL STILL SURVIVED
ALIVE FOR A PURPOSE, A REASON REVIVED
AND I DON’T NEED SIX WORDS, I CAN DO IT IN FIVE
HELL, I COULD PROBABLY DO IT IN NONE
LEAVE IT SILENT, UNSPOKEN
YOU ALREADY KNOW THEM
I’M BROKEN AND WEAK AND I’M COMIN UNDONE
YEAH, I’M DONE
BUT I’LL STILL FIGHT BEYOND THIS
I PROMISE
I PROMISE I’LL ALWAYS BE THERE
SWEAR TO GOD THAT I’LL SEE THIS THING THROUGH
I’LL • TAKE • CARE • OF • YOU
I CAN THROW DOWN, DROP IT, SPIT ‘EM
KICK A CLOCKWORK MECHANISM
SPEAK IN EUPHEMISM OR RAZOR STRAIGHT
CUT A BEAT LIKE OCCAM, ROCK ‘EM
ROBOT SOCK ‘EM, DELIVER THE KNOCK OUT
RUN THE CLOCK OUT ‘TIL YA QUIT
BUT THE CROWD IS GETTIN ROWDY
CAN YA’LL KINDLY BACK OFF MY DICK?
NOT YOU PERSONALLY, BUT LIKE… SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE JUST CHILL OUT A LITTLE, AITE?
[submitted by b34tb0xb00mb0t]
Rhyme without reason
No time no season,
No tales retold just bold,
Cold, life put on hold for
The sound now
Hope you ready for a brownout
Cause I got that energy
Frenetic kinetic synergy
It’s this disturbin’ reverbin’ll leave you
Perturbed an’ unnerved as I’m
Pullin’ you under leavin’ you
wonderin’
which side’a the world you been
reckless ejected in
Guess what? Challenge accepted.
> N01-Z: Battle mode engage.
やれやれ... The robot who says the stupid dumb things decided to challenge you after all. Normally you would welcome the opportunity for a some verbal back and forth, especially after tightening up your flow during your little rap battle date in Japan Town with Dirk this past weekend.
However, you’re not interested in building chemistry between combatants this time. Nope, fuck that. Not only did she call Rilakkuma a “stupid bear thing,” but she had the nerve to suggest that My Melody, a rabbit from the goddamn 1970s (objectively one of the lamest decades in Japanese history) and possibly the least cute Sanrio character ever, is somehow superior to your most precious friend-that-isn’t-Dirk-and-maybe-some-other-people-but-mostly-Dirk. You tried to correct her, but at some point people just need to learn things the hard way. This time, there won’t be a round two.
> Shut her down.
You warned her about bears, bro.
You told her, dog.
YO, IT MAY SOUND EGOTISTIC
AND YOU CAN ARGUE AD INFINITUM
BUT MY LOGISTICS’S TOO SICKWICKED
YA’LL CAN’T FOLLOW WHEN I’M SPITTIN ‘EM
WATCH ME DROWN OUT YOUR BROWNOUT
WITH SKILL PREVALENT AND PROVEN
SOUND OUT EVERY SYLLABLE
MY MOUTH DON’T QUIT ONCE IT STARTS MOVIN
HYPER HYDROSAT FLEXES A VOCAB LEVEL THAT VEXES
THE MOST ADVANCED SYSTEM CHECKS IS
INADEQUATE WHEN I WRECK THIS
DOES IT WAX AUDACIOUS?
SOMETIMES I LACK LOQUACIOUS-
NESS, BUT MESS WITH THE BEST THEN I STRIKE BACK VORACIOUS-
LY, VERILY, TREAD WARILY ON THE WELL-WORN WARPATH
‘CAUSE WE WESTERN-WILD
WITH A QUICKDRAW STYLE
SIDE-HUNG GUN SO I SLING FROM THE HIP
HOPPIN SHOTS THAT HIT FASTER THAN 180 PROOF
LEFT-HANDED RIGHT-BRAINED AND IRON-GRIPPED
POP YA ONE IN THE HEAD, STRAIGHT DELIVERING TRUTH
THEN I BRING THE BASS BEAT
DROP IT HARDER THAN SKRILLEX
EXPEND THE LEXICON LIKE I LET LOSE A SYLLADEX
VERSEKIND, SPECIALIZED SPECIBI WITH WHICH I
EDIFY THE ENCODED
DESTROY THE OUTMODED
A RHYME REVOLUTION OF A SIX-CHAMBERED PISTOL
SHATTER YA FLOW LIKE A TIFFANY CRYSTAL
NOT RUSSIAN ROULETTE
NO, I SPIN WITH PRECISION
MY MISSION
CARRIED OUT WITHOUT FAIL OR CONDITION
NO REMISSION
SO SICK CALL IT TERMINAL CANCER
MAN, I’M VIRGO, NOT A VIRGIN
WHEN I QUESTION, BETTER ANSWER
CAN YOU STOP THIS WHEN I ROCK THIS?
HOW YOU GON TRY AND TOP THIS?
GOT A LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS, SO SUCK MY—
WHOOPS, DON’T MIND THAT
GOTTA BACKTRACK, REWIND THAT
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SPITTIN NOW?
SOMEONE OUTTA TIME THAT
‘CAUSE I RUN REAL RISK OF BREAKIN ALL LIMITS
CHAOS TO YOUR GALIAN, OMNISLASH TO YOUR BRAVER
BRING YA BLADED WORDS, MASAMUNE DACTYLIC
I FACE DOWN THE ONE-WINGED ANGEL WITHOUT WAVER
FINAL BOSS BATTLE AND I AIN’T EVEN RATTLED
EYES LOCKED, HAND STEADY, SWORD DRAWN, SOUL READY
AND MY STATS ALL MAXED OUT THE BACKSIDE
JUST RELAX
MY SYNTATIC ATTACKS BRING TO LIGHT ALL YA CRACKS
EXPOSE CHINKS IN YOUR ARMOR AND RUST ON YA PLATES
AND I AIN’T TRYIN TO HATE, I’M JUST LAYIN OUT FACTS
THE ONLY MELODY THAT MATTERS IS MINE
‘CAUSE I SPEAK FROM A SCRIPTURE OF GOSPEL DIVINE
AND THE LIGHT OF TRUTH SHINES LIKE THE GLEAM ON MY CROWN
RILAKKUMA’S THE SHIT SO SITCHA PUNK
ASS
DOWN
ええー tmi tuesday だろう...? okay…
HELIACAL EYES LIKE A SKYBORN THING
A HEART IN TIME MADE OF CLOCKWORK PIECES
AND THE SHIELD MAY BELY A LOVELORN PAST
BUT THE PRESS OF HIS LIPS BETRAY SHADOWS CAST
QUICKSILVER FLOW IN A LIGHTNING STEP
CIGARETTE SMOKE PASSES SOFT IN SHARED BREATH
SEEN TOO MUCH TO BE YOUNG BUT TOO YOUNG TO BE OLD
AND ALL OF THE REST WORDS CAN’T POSSIBLY HOLD
ah, is that a good enough answer…?
So a rap’s not just about your rhymes and times
Thownin’ down phat beats, up to date with the streets
Gotta mix weak with strong
String all the words along
And come in your own light, shinin’ bright
Even under sunlight gotta glow
Gotta show what you’re made of
And though I must admit
it’s been awhile since I’ve thrown down some sick shit
So I gotta start with the elementary
Climb up slowly to the secondary
Throwin’ together the basic elements
Until I’ve ended up with a perfect fit.
…
As I said, outta practice.
But damn, I like your style.
…!!
IN THIS NARCISSISTIC ARTISTRY
YA ELEMENTS RING ELOQUENT
AND TIME IS KIND TO THE TRUE SOULS OF RHYME
NO NEED FOR DISSERTATION OF A CHAOS THEORY
NEOPHYTE, WORLD WEARY, OR HIP HOP ANTIQUARY
EMISSARY OF THE EAST WITH A SAMURAI SWAG
VERBALLY OVERCLOCKED
NEVER LYRICALLY LAG
‘CAUSE I MIGHT LACK A HEART BUT THIS BODY HOLDS BEATS
AIN’T NO MERE METAPHOR
I SPIT LIKE A PREDATOR
YOU LIKE MY STYLE? HEH, I’M DOWN WITH YOURS TOO
BUT WHY WASTE WORDS REITERRATIN
LET’S GET DOWN TO LITERATIN
…
ah, that wasn’t very good… i guess i’m out of practice too… i haven’t been keeping up with my directive very well…
i’m エン・ゼロ・イチ・ゼィ、but everyone calls me “noiz”… it’s nice to meet you…
Not as much as back in the day
I’m a bit outta practice, so what can I say?
Do ya wanna have a go
Against this old fogey-o’—-
Shit.
I got nothin’.
ah, i would very much like to battle you… it’s always exciting to find anyone who practices the art of hip hop…
PRIMARY DIRECTIVE
A VOCATION ELECTIVE
SELECT, REFLECT AND USE WORDS MOST EFFECTIVE
I THROW DOWN FOR A SHOWDOWN
AND ASTOUND IRRESPECTIVE
OF AGE, CREED, OR OTHER
SO COME AT ME, MY BROTHER
ara, but if you’re out of practice, that’s okay…
is this a rap battle…? ara, i haven’t battled in a while… let’s see…
FLEX YOUR FINGERS WITH YOUR MIGHT
HOLD TIGHT AND TRY TO BREAK
DON’T NEED TO FIGHT
MY CONFIDENCE WILL KEEP ME
THAT WHICH CULTIVATED CAREFULLY
MAKES ROOTS RUN DEEP BENEATH
AND HOLD A THOUSAND YEARS AGAINST
THE FORCE OF RAGE AND VIOLENCE
‘CAUSE ANY FOOL CAN REARRANGE
BUT I BEND WORDS LIKE AVATAR
AND IF YOU STEP YOU BEST REGRET
ANON, YOU’RE MESSIN WITH A RAPSTAR